Showing posts with label Clothes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Clothes. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

What You Wear When You Blow Things Up is Important




I wore exactly one uniform while I was in the Army, and I guess I can consider myself lucky. Soldiers on active duty now have to prepare themselves for a complete revamp of their current duty uniform.

There are a number of complaints in this article, but it all comes down to the application of common sense--you can never expect common sense to be a part of the Army. You just have to deal with what they throw at you. The Army did change the PT uniform. Instead of functional, they went with expensive, stylish work out clothing that made people who don't actually exercise and want something cool to wear very happy. The old PT uniforms were perfect--they were cheap, easy to clean, and you could do grass drills in them without a care in the world. The new PT uniforms required soldiers to ground their expensive PT uniform jacket before doing anything.

My belief is that this new uniform is being gotten rid of because you can't iron it flat and look ridiculously turned out and "squared away" in it. You can count on one thing in the Army--if someone wearing rank is offended by the way someone looks in the uniform, everyone will suffer. I remember stories of the pregnant female at one of the major forts who wore maternity BDUs, tennis shoes, and either a green or maroon beret and how that resulted in a massive overreaction and created a backlash against giving everyone a symbol of elite status to wear.

The Army that I knew was full of that nonsense. And the first thing you had to do was get an iron, an ironing board, and a can of starch. We used to spend a fair amount of time starching BDUs and shining the black boots that went with them. Perhaps all of what's happening is being driven by a belief that the people who make Kiwi are going to go out of business if the military doesn't go back to black leather boots. Who knows?

The warrior mentality is all but gone from the Army. It's more about what will look good shuffling around on post. Uniforms should be serviceable and protective; good luck seeing something like that survive if some old Colonel decides he doesn't like a flapping panel or a stray button on his perfectly pressed vanity suit.

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Ian Brown Gives Others a Helping Hand


Ian Brown is trying to make a difference in the lives of other people. Instead of cashing in, he's handing out money to qualified students who want to get into the music industry.

I've been reading War and Peace, which is a book about The Stone Roses, and it talks at length about the humble origins of everyone in the band. No one came from money, everyone struggled for years on little or nothing beyond what the dole gave them, and the band was ripped off like few others have ever been ripped off. These are the British kids who survived Thatcherism in Manchester. They put on flares and then their fans put on the same thing. They were arbiters of the culture in which they lived.

They were ripped off by their record company. They were responsible for bringing dance music into the Indie scene and were hugely influential. Tons of bands made bank copying their style and sound. Their management would sell t-shirts and Reni hats at their huge concert events and the band would never see any of that money.

Did this make Ian Brown greedy and bitter? Hell no. He's as regular today as he was back then about helping others.

Friday, May 11, 2012

Too Tan or Too European?


I live in a part of Germany where these ads are everywhere right now; some of them are even less modest than the one depicted above and feature a model that is way, way more tan (or at least looks more tanned).

The H&M chain is very popular here and their ads run on a regular basis. But I don't think anyone here really registers the same level of outrage that is shared in the article. Europeans tan very deeply, and on purpose, and despite the warnings of skin cancer. As soon as the sun comes out, people take the time to get their tan going, and today was no exception. The people I saw today were heavily tanned, and that's because tanning booths or sonnen studios are very popular in the colder months of the year. It's like everything else. Here, they just say to hell with it.